You?re late for work, you?ve gotta run
   The weekend went by, now it?s gone
   The first shit of the day, is the dog shit on your way
  
   You?re stuck in traffic jam
   You swear as loud as you can
   Why?s it always only you
   Kept up by fools with nothing to do
  
   You?re so poor you?ve got it bad
   No one can be half as sad
   You?re not the only person to be hurt
   Things go wrong and you can?t help it
   If you ain?t blind you can tell it
   Sometimes it?s Monday all over the world
  
   At work no one?s really nice
   Except for all these little lies
   Like: you?re looking good today
   Can?t they see it?s a Monday?
  
   You?re so poor you?ve got it bad...
  
   Cars break down and couples fight
   That really sounds unique
   Your hairstylist should go to jail
   And your best friend is a freak
  
   Your soccer team lost every game
   You feel just the same
   You get into your car
   And scratch your bosses Jaguar
  
   You?re so poor you?ve got it bad...